Updates From a Most Lovely Kitty

So mummy brought me home some little presies today. She discovered the Martha Stewart Craft line a store she will not admit going to but dose because somethings are so darn cheep. She brought home ribbon and now my neck is adorn with a most beautiful bow. I must say I look rather posh. She also brought home a silly little toy for me, she claims it is a bone folder and used for creasing and crafting but she forgot that I lack opposable thumbs and thus do not craft. It is ok it will still work for my favourite game, knock toy under furniture. Then mommy looks under and tries to reach it. Silly mommy I always win at this game. I am such a clever kitty.

I have now exhausted myself (paws are not ideal for typing) and must lay down.

Many Kisses
Felicity A. Huffman

Martha Call Me!

It is very difficult to be me today. I was left all alone all evening. Mummy was off gallivanting and didn't even bring me home a treat. Sharky and Francesca would never have to put up with this. They were on Jimmy Fallon last night and they were sporting Sikorsky crystal collars. Now I did just receive a new collar and it is pink and in support of breast cancer which makes me quite a la mode but it isn't crystal. Perhaps I will have to write Martha and have her talk to mummy.